Hello Poker World!
First off, I want to tell a little bit about myself. I‘ve been an online professional poker player for about 3 years now but a recreational player for many years before that. My usernames online are BLEWJOB on most sites, and BL3WJ0B on some sites when BLEWJOB was not available. I’ve wanted to start a blog for a while now, but figured no one would read it as I was just another quiet Internet Grinder. I didn’t know that I’d soon join the ranks of the Online Poker Phenoms. Nevertheless with 2 Months 2 Million giving me (and all of my tells~) some major exposure, I suspect I might be able to get a few of you to read my blog. The thought of writing is less daunting now; knowing that this just might get read is enough motivation for me to write while I wait for action…
If any of you guys watched the first episode of 2M2MM, you’d have notice I was one of the main focuses of that episode. Trust me, I had no idea I would be on the show. In fact, it wasn’t until after the showed aired that I receive a bombardment of IM’s and phone calls telling me about it! Everything still seems a bit surreal. So this is how the story begins: When ELDERWAND first sat, he was new to Ultimate Bet so I decided to give him a shot. Before playing, I asked him what his Full Tilt name was. His response was something along the lines of, “I didn’t ask you what yours was.” In all honesty, had I known he was Krantz or “Pr1nnyraid,” I would have never played him. But I guess ultimately I should thank you for not telling me who you were. Lol
According to the first episode of 2 Months 2 Million, I was up over $100k on ELDERWAND at one point and then he made a bit of a rally. I believe he made back about $60-$70K from me but that was by no means the end of our battles. In fact… things were only just beginning! By a twist of fate, during these epic sessions, VIPRakeback.net, my Rakeback provider of choice, had asked me to take screenshots of my play so they could use them for promotional material. We had absolutely no idea this would air on TV! Below is a picture of ELDERWAND and me dancing late into the night…
I’ll update this blog with more Hand Histories, Screenshots, and an un-blurred graph of my match w/ Krantz after the next few episodes of 2 Month 2 Million. Shout Out to ch3ckraise, the originator of Bing Blang Blaow (bingblangblaow.com – coming soon)!
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Feel free to leave some questions or comments at the bottom of this page. I’ll check them out everyday and will respond to them!
Entertaining Hand Histories:
Hand #1 - I believe this hand got some National Air Time!
Ultimate Bet $10000.00 No Limit Hold’em – 2 players
BLEWJOB (BB): $16000.00
ELDERWAND: $35697.00
Pre Flop: ($150.00) BLEWJOB is BB with T
T
ELDERWAND raises to $300, BLEWJOB raises to $1100, ELDERWAND/SB calls $800
Flop: ($2200.00) 5
8
6 (2 players)
BLEWJOB bets $1500.00, ELDERWAND/SB raises to $4600, BLEWJOB calls $3100
Turn: ($11400.00) 2 (2 players)
BLEWJOB checks, ELDERWAND/SB bets $11400.00, BLEWJOB calls $10300 all in
River: ($32000.00) 8 (2 players – 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $32000.00
BLEWJOB shows T T
ELDERWAND shows 7 A
ELDERWAND wins $31999.00
(Rake: $1.00)
Hand #2
Ultimate Bet $10000.00 No Limit Hold’em – 2 players
BLEWJOB (BB): $22988.50
ELDERWAND/SB: $52381.50
Pre Flop: ($150.00) BLEWJOB is BB with 6 6
ELDERWAND raises to $300, BLEWJOB raises to $1100, BELDERWAND raises to $3300, BLEWJOB calls $2200
Flop: ($6600.00) 6 Q 7 (2 players)
BLEWJOB checks, ELDERWAND checks
Turn: ($6600.00) K (2 players)
BLEWJOB checks, ELDERWAND bets $4500.00, BLEWJOB raises to $19688.50, ELDERWAND calls $15188.50
River: ($45977.00) 4 (2 players)
Final Pot: $45977.00
BLEWJOB shows 6 6
ELDERWAND shows Q Q
ELDERWAND wins $45976.00
(Rake: $1.00)
Hand #3
Ultimate Bet $10000.00 No Limit Hold’em – 2 players
BLEWJOB (BB): $42206.50
ELDERWAND/SB: $66646.50
Pre Flop: ($150.00) BLEWJOB is BB with J K
ELDERWAND raises to $300, BLEWJOB raises to $1100, ELDERWAND raises to $3300, BLEWJOB calls $2200
Flop: ($6600.00) 3 4 6 (2 players)
BLEWJOB checks, ELDERWAND checks
Turn: ($6600.00) 4 (2 players)
BLEWJOB bets $4200.00, ELDERWAND calls $4200
River: ($15000.00) J (2 players)
BLEWJOB bets $8500.00, ELDERWAND calls $8500
Final Pot: $32000.00
Hero shows J K
BTN/SB shows A 9
(Rake: $1.00)
Hand #4 - This hand also got some National Air Time!
Ultimate Bet $10000.00 No Limit Hold’em
BLEWJOB (BTN/SB): $70941.50
ELDERWAND: $37884.50
Pre Flop: ($150.00) BLEWJOB is BTN/SB with 9 8
BLEWJOB raises to $300, ELDERWAND raises to $1250, BLEWJOB raises to $3200, ELDERWAND calls $1950
Flop: ($6400.00) 3 T 7 (2 players)
ELDERWAND bets $4500.00, BLEWJOB calls $4500
Turn: ($15400.00) 6 (2 players)
ELDERWAND bets $10000.00, BLEWJOB calls $10000
River: ($35400.00) A (2 players)
ELDERWAND bets $20184.50, BLEWJOB calls $20184.50
Final Pot: $75769.00
BLEWJOB shows 9 8
ELDERWAND shows 4 5
BLEWJOB wins $75768.00
(Rake: $1.00)
Hand #5
Ultimate Bet $10000.00 No Limit Hold’em – 2 players
BLEWJOB (BB): $31038.00
ELDERWAND: $42126.00
Pre Flop: ($150.00) Hero is BB with 7 7
ELDERWAND/SB raises to $300, BLEWJOB raises to $1100, ELDERWAND/SB raises to $3300, BLEWJOB calls $2200
Flop: ($6600.00) 2 6 8 (2 players)
BLEWJOB checks, ELDERWAND/SB bets $4200.00, BLEWJOB calls $4200
Turn: ($15000.00) 3 (2 players)
BLEWJOB checks, ELDERWAND/SB bets $34626.00, BLEWJOB calls $23538 all in
River: ($62076.00) J (2 players – 1 is all in)
Final Pot: $62076.00
BLEWJOB shows 7 7
ELDERWAND/SB shows Q Q
ELDERWAND/SB wins $62075.00
(Rake: $1.00)
More hands coming soon. Be sure to leave comments and ask questions below!
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